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Would you possum flavored candy canes?
October 2nd, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

In the good old days, candy canes tasted like peppermint. But now they taste like everything under the sun, thanks to Archie McPhee.

The candy store, with a twist, added three new flavors this season and they are possum, Dante’s Inferno, and gravy! We know what gravy tastes like, but what about the other two? The Dante’s Inferno one is described as having a hint of demonic spice, while the possum has a porky flavor to them. What that means, I have no idea. So, I hope someone tries a box for $6.95 and tells me.

I grew up in major cities, so I have never had any form of road kill. But, if I were to try one, it would be possum because they are ugly mother fuckers who deserve to die.

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Would you drink Buffalo Pepsi?
September 28th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Pepsi has a drink they think the Buffalo Bills fans will enjoy, and it is called Buffalo Pepsi.

What makes it so special? It is Pepsi with a tablespoon of Buffalo sauce.

I love Buffalo sauce so much that I drink it sometimes. However, I would never put it my Cola. Would you? Because it just sounds so nasty. Although, maybe with lime, it might work.

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Want your house to smell like Little Debbie snacks whenever you want?
September 1st, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Do you love the smell of Little Debbie snacks before you eat one? Well, now your place can smell like that.

How can you make that miracle happen? Little Debbie teamed up with Goose Creek to release 12 candles that smell like their yummy little cakes.

The scents are Oatmeal Creme Pie, Honey Buns, Nutty Buddy, Strawberry Shortcake Roll, Zebra Cakes, Swiss Rolls, Fudge Rounds, Pumpkin Delight, Cosmic Brownies, Fall Party Cakes, Christmas Tree Brownies, and Christmas Tree Cakes.

Which candles are you going to buy? I don’t believe in discrimination, so I am going to try them all. That is unless you can gain weight by burning them.

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Would you add peanut butter and jelly creamer to your coffee?
August 21st, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/Coffeemate/status/1693610553883685008?t=X8xni6Oy9SGR2cjGPoOuDg&s=15ywa

I don’t know about you, but I love to add flavored creamer to my coffee largely because I don’t like the taste of coffee.

Anyways, there have been some interesting flavors like Fruity Pebbles or ones that taste like the different Girl Scout cookies. So you have to wonder what they will come up with next? The answer is peanut butter and jelly.

That’s right; Coffee Mate is bringing our favorite childhood sandwich to our coffees. However, it will not be available at your local store. The only way you can get your hands on it is to enter their sweepstakes between August 24th-September 22nd.

I am so going to enter. Because as nasty as it sounds, I love PB&J! Who doesn’t?

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Hot Pockets gets hotter with Hot Ones
August 16th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

There is a new hot combination coming to the freezer section this September, and it is heating things up. That is because First We Feast’s Hot Ones teamed up with Hot Pockets for four new pockets. And they will get your mouth watering or filled with water because your tongue will be on fire.

Fiery Hot Pepperoni (10/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ The Last Dab™ Apollo sauce—the HOTTEST sauce on Hot Ones.

Hot Habanero Sausage & Pepperoni (5/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ Los Calientes™ Rojo sauce—extra habaneros up the heat factor.

Smoky Green Chile Cheesesteak (5/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ Los Calientes™ Verde—green serranos give a pleasing punch.

Spicy Garlic Chicken & Bacon (2/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ The Classic™ Garlic Fresno—a beautiful, earthy and mild heat.

Which one are you going to try first? I don’t discriminate against anything made with hot sauce, so I will be trying them all.

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