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Butterfinger creates a mascot scarier than the Burger King |
| October 6th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2Tkw-0bi4
Let’s be honest. We have all had a nightmare about the Burger King at least once. Well, he is no longer going to be the subject of our scary dreams, thanks to Butterfinger. That is because the chocolate bar created a new mascot called Robin Fingers, who is even more frightening.
Robin Fingers is a mix of Jigsaw and Squid Game Guard all rolled into one, and he goes around robbing us of our Butterfinger bars. The bandit won’t stop until he gets them all.
So this Halloween, just say no to anyone who wants to give you a Butterfinger while you are trick or treating. And if you don’t catch it in time, then make sure to hurl them out of the bag as soon as you see one.
My nieces will hate me because it is their favorite candy, but I am doing it for their own protection. That, and because they never share them with me.
Anyways, now that I think about it. This advertising campaign might have been a mistake. Because instead of making us want to buy a Butterfinger, it makes us want to throw them all away. Whoops. I am going to post the ones that I have on my Buy Nothing group and give them to that person I don’t like.
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Who knew that Lucky Charms was a fan of Stephen King’s It? |
| September 6th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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|  Lucky Charms/Twitter Lucky Charms has added a new marshmallow to its cereal, and it is a red balloon.
They say, “Up up and away 💫 Our magical red balloon charms have magic floating power to help Lucky fly, where do you think he’s off to next? 🎈”
I say they are going to give kids nightmares because it is going to remind them of Pennywise from Stephen King’s It. Did they not think of that when they chose the color of the balloon?
And if they didn’t consider that, then they could think of all of the Gen Xers who are looking at the cereal and counting 99 Red Balloons. We are thinking there is a nuclear war coming.
Thanks, Lucky Charms. I will not be sleeping anytime soon, and it is all your fault.
Can someone hold me? I am scared.
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Is lasagna a cake? |
| August 16th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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|  Courtesy of STOUFFER’S® Stouffer’s has a question for us, “Lasagna = cake”? What do you think?
According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, a cake is “a breadlike food made from a dough or batter that is usually fried or baked in small flat shapes and is often unleavened.” So, according to that definition, the answer is yes.
But that is all technical; we want the emotional answer. And I say yes because it makes me as happy as a cake does. It has layers like a cake; the pasta is the cake, the meat and ricotta are the filling, the cheese is the frosting, and the tomato sauce is the fruit topping.
So if Shepperd’s Pie is a pie, then lasagna is a cake.
What do you say? And who else is craving lasagna???
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The Girl Scouts are getting a new cookie! |
| August 16th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Do you look forward to Girl Scout Cookie season? Well, in 2023, you will have a new cookie to enjoy. The only problem is you will not see the Girl Scouts selling them in person.
What? The Raspberry Rally, which is being described as the sister cookie to Thin Mints, will only be available online. However, you will still have to get a Girl Scout to order it for you.
Are they any good? The Today Show anchors tried them out today. To see if they liked them, then click here!
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Would you try Ketchup or Mustard Doritos? |
| August 10th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Up in Canada, ketchup potato chips are a huge deal. But here in America, they are nonexistent.
However, for a limited time, we can get Doritos that either taste like ketchup or mustard on Snacks.com for $5.59 a bag. Does that sound yummy to you?
Of the two, I am curious about the mustard ones. But I don’t think I am curious enough to try it.
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