Today is the third day of Chanukah and yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live they revealed a little known tradition for the holiday. Have you ever heard of the Hanu-corn or Chanu-corn or Hanu-chorn? Nope? Well, the show’s head writer Gary Greenberg introduced him to the world and now we have a whole new reason to celebrate the Jewish Christmas. If the Hanu-corn is not enough for you, the Dreidel Dog also made his debut. He spins around and around until he throws up all over your carpet. That is when you find out where all that Chanukah Gelt and Potato Latkes disappeared to for eight straight nights!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OoqM7QbTts Jimmy Kimmel Live complied a bunch of the rarer As Seen on TV products into one montage, just in case you needed some ideas of what to get for that person in your life who has everything. Who doesn’t need a stuffed animal that is also a fish tank? Or a full crotch condom because who wants to bump uglies and actually find themselves touching skin? What about giving them a picture of your face so that they can put on top of theirs when they are listening to music? These are all must haves and whatever money I have left after the holiday, I will be spending on December 26th so I can add these to my collection. That is unless you want to buy it for me for Christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsYGcDVtnjo
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Guillermo made the Guinness Book of World Records for wearing the Most Ugly Christmas Sweaters at one time. That number is 25 and by the 18th one, things turned ugly for the ABC late night sidekick. The normally happy guy was anything but buried under all of that cotton and wool and whatever else goes into making those wearing works of arts.
After the 24th sweater was managed to be put on him, it was time for the final one to be placed on him on the stage. He could barely move his upper and looked like a colorful mummy all wrapped up like that.
The best moment of the night came after Jimmy Kimmel laughed at him. Guillermo told him, “Can I tell you something? You don’t pay me enough for this sh!t!” The security guard normally grins and bear it, but this challenge proved too much for the cutest guy in late night. You can’t blame him, think how hot you are in just one sweater. Now imagine that feeling with 25 of them over your torso. It would literally make you hot under the collar…and every where else.
On a positive note, this is the second time he has been in Guinness’ book. The first time was back in April 2008 when he wore 100 pairs of underwear simultaneously. What will Jimmy Kimmel do to him next? Most socks? Most T-shirts? Most pants? Most necklaces? I guess we will have to wait to find out. That is if Guillermo is willing to do something like this again.
For the last few years, Jimmy Kimmel has been pranking his friends and neighbors, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, and this year they got him back good. Not once, not twice but three times.
Last year, the ABC late night host thought he got them good when he covered their whole house with wrapping paper, but they found a way to top that. The couple wrapped his car in wrapping paper and filled the whole inside with Christmas ornaments. Thinking he was done for the year, he was surprised when he went out the next night to find his car in the same condition. This time though instead of ornaments, there were Christmas Carolers in it. Mistakenly he thought he was once again done with the pranks for the year, but he was wrong. Emily Blunt was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and her husband and her one more prank in them. Once again they wrapped his car up, but this time Krasinski dressed up as Santa Claus and drove it with the paper on top. Let’s just say, the third time was a charm and a game ender because he crashed it several times. All while Kimmel watched his car be destroyed.
Tune in next year to see how he gets them back. That is if he can wait that long for revenge, which I don’t think he will be able to. Do you?
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live he aired the 2nd version of Naughty and Nice and this time the kids weren’t having it. As soon as the brother and sister sat down, they were asking Guillermo and the ABC late night host about the strange ears they have and the costumes they were wearing. Kimmel tried to explain that they were elves who worked for Santa Claus, but the little tykes were not impressed. Then it just went more awry from that moment on. Basically, Jimmy had no control over what was happening and because of that this segment was a nice treat for us and naughty nightmare for the new dad.
Seriously, how awwwwdorable are these two little kids? They need their own show tormenting adults with all of their questions.
