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Jessica Simpson is trucker trash! |
| May 6th, 2016 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]
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You know those flaps you see on trucks with women on them? Looks like Jessica Simpson is hoping to be one of them. She was seen standing next to a truck in a very short dress while posing with one leg up and I think she’d be perfect. Couldn’t you see her staring at you when you are stuck in traffic on the highway?
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Jessica Simpson is living on a Budget! |
| April 11th, 2016 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeHo70c28sQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSVfcC0eOAI
Ever since Jessica Simpson has had her kids, she hasn’t done a lot of singing and acting. Because of that, it looks like she is living on a budget. So much so, she is the new spokesperson for Budget Car Rental. By the looks of these two ads, this is a much better fit for her than when she was the face of Weight Watchers. Don’t you agree?
In all seriousness, I didn’t realize how cheap their rates were until these spots. Next time I rent a car, I think will choose them.
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Jessica Simpson really doesn’t understand how to French Kiss |
| March 13th, 2016 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]
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When you and I were learning how to French Kiss, Jessica Simpson was acting and singing. Because of that I guess she never learned how to do it properly. For some reason she thinks that you are supposed to do it with your tongues outside of your mouth instead of in.
Not only hasn’t she mastered Frenching, she also doesn’t understand how 2nd Base works in this photo. His hand goes there, not yours.
You would’ve thought that John Mayer would’ve taught her all of this stuff when they were dating.
On a positive note, at least she got sex right. We know that because she has two kids and not because she has a sex tape like some other people her age.
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Jessica Simpson’s daughter’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard |
| February 22nd, 2016 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 4 ]
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Jessica Simpson shared a photo of her daughter holding a milkshake and Maxi Drew is going to be trouble. The 3 year old posed with her hand on him hip and it’s better than yours.
I used to pose like that when I was her age, and I am trouble now. So that is how I know the cute toddler will be the same.
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Did Jessica Simpson and Odette Annable swap husbands? |
| February 19th, 2016 under Dave and Odette Annable, Do they have something to tell us?, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]
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Dave and Odette Annable, and Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson hung out recently and the two of them swapped husbands for this photo. Was it only for a freeze frame? Mrs Annable said, “Husband swap,” so we don’t know. I mean if I were her, I wouldn’t get rid of the Heartbeat star for anything. Not only is he cute as all heck, but he also appears to be a very loving father. So I think it was just for this fun photo.
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