Back in 1999 Jason Biggs did something to an apple pie that is unforgivable and now 13 years that apple pie is finally getting his just desserts. In this never before seen video that was acquired by Funny Or Die, you can see as the pie takes a slice out of Biggs and tells him to “Say my name, bitch?”
Now that pie can feel vindicated when he goes to see American Reunion on Friday.
Yesterday was the Hollywood premiere of American Reunion and of course there was some hijinx between the actors on the red carpet. Eddie Kaye Thomas was preparing to do an interview with The Hollywood Reporter when Jason Biggs sneaked up behind him and some how ripped his pants. Almost in character as Finch, he was very uptight about the situation even though his balls were lightly grazed by Biggs wife Jenny Mollen.
I especially loved when Finch called Jim an a$$hole which suited the situation. What was a big fail was the reporter from The Hollywood Reporter who tried to remain serious during a potentially very funny moment. She needed to play along but instead stuck to the questions that her bosses gave her. There’s always time to go back to those, but you can’t recreate a spontaneous moment like that one.
Now on a movie note, I can’t wait to see the latest movie in the American Pie franchise when it comes out on April 6th.
Jason Biggs and his wife Jenny Mollen are on vacation in Japan and the American Pie apple pie f*cker dressed up for the country. The best way to describe his look is what his Mrs Tweeted with the picture, “I have sex w this person.” It is a good thing he is married because after this picture he wouldn’t be getting any for a while. He would be making like the ’80s song Turning Japanese by The Vapors. Don’t get what that means here is the Urban Dictionary definition of that.
As we all know Jason Biggs really likes to, you know, with apple pies in American Pie, and now it looks like he is changing things up with Santa Claus. Instead of putting his, you know, in a pie, he is putting his mouth on Kris Kringle’s Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Oh wow, I am not sure who is higher up on the naughty list now…him for what he is doing Father Christmas or what I just said. Granted if he did a good job, he might blow himself over to the nice list! Guess I am getting coal in my stocking this year…:(
I don’t know how, but Jason Biggs continues to surprise me. Not in a good way, but in I wonder if he really did have his little head take a bite out of the apple pie in the American Pie way. His wife Jenny Mollen and him dressed up for a Halloween party and let’s just say even though I said I would never be able to look at him the same way before, I mean it this time. Especially because he doesn’t look that bad as a Flapper, well that is except for in the pictures where he is showing off his flapper.
BTW that is not the first time we have seen Jason Biggs seen on toilet, do you really want to see the other time?
