Jack Black has been in a lot of movies, but he has never been in a Marvel one. I guess he wants to be Iron Man because he put on the mask and danced to Black Sabbath’s song that is called that.
Why can’t he be one of their superheroes? He can be Dancing Man. He turns villains into good guys with his dancing moves. They get hypnotized by his belly movement and do whatever he wants. I would watch that over any Avengers film any day of the week.
Jack Black decided to do the WAP dance, and it is glorious like him. He is the humor that we all need to survive 2020.
What else can you say to that, but there’s some Jack in the house! Well, technically, he is outside of it, but you know what I meant. I am just in euphoria watching him make those moves!
Tenacious D called some friends up and asked them to do the Time Warp with the band for an important message. Yesterday, the Republicans in Senate sent us into a time warp back to the past by confirming Amy Coney Bennet as a Supreme Court justice. If you are as pissed off about it as I am, then you have to vote by November 3rd.
That is why Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Eric Andre, Ezra Miller, George Takei, Ilana Glazer, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Heilemann, John Waters, Karen O, King Princess, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Michael Peña, Peaches, Phoebe Bridgers, Reggie Watts, Sarah Silverman, Senator Elizabeth Warren,
and Susan Sarandon sang the most known song from Rocky Horror Picture Show for Rock the Vote.
Polls mean nothing if you don’t vote, so do it. It feels as good as sex! So let that feeling toucha toucha toucha you.
On that note, dammit, Janet, it is nice to see Sarandon finally do something with Rocky Horror, but where was Tim Curry and Barry Bostwick? The two of them, along with Nell Campbell, are taking part in a Halloween fundraiser for the Wisconsin Democratic Party on Saturday. Thus they could have sang a line.
Before we knew that Jack Black was funny, he went to Bill Murray to learn how to be funny in Cradle Will Rock. How funny was the 28-year-old dummy in that 1999 movie?
