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Heather Mills racking up parking tickets in The Hamptons
August 31st, 2007 under Heather Mills. [ Comments: none ]

(file photo from the Daily Mirror) 
Heather Mill can't find love or legitimate parking space on Long Island according to Page Six.
"She's parking in front of fire hydrants and in handicapped zones without a handicapped tag," a source tells The Post's Braden Keil. The peg-legged "Dancing With the Stars" hoofer recently showed an unimpressed town cop her prosthesis while he was writing up her white gas-guzzler. She was then photographed sticking her tongue out at him as soon as he turned his back.
I love that they are ticketing her! I hope they boot her car one day or tow it, now that will be funny!!!

Heather Mills in a bikini….gross.
August 9th, 2007 under Heather Mills. [ Comments: 4 ]

That was a sight no one ever needed to see.  

Heather Mills will not let Jonathan Roberts go free
April 26th, 2007 under Dancing with the Stars, Heather Mills. [ Comments: none ]


According to IOL, Heather Mills is planning on bringing her Dancing with the Stars partner Jonathan Roberts on tour with her. She claims that she does speaking engagements around The US, "We're going to do a speaking tour around America – a motivational thing – which I've done for years and years. I'll do a surprise, where Jonathan comes up and he'll do dances and flips on the stage." Seriously who would want to book her now and why? What can she talk about? How to get a very rich man to marry you and get his money when you divorce him? 


Ding Dong the b!tch is gone from Dancing with the Stars!!!
April 24th, 2007 under Dancing with the Stars, Heather Mills. [ Comments: none ]


Finally Heather Mills is gone from Dancing with the Stars!!! Yahoo!!!

Sorry England you can have her back because we don't want her!


Heather Mills really took her dancing to the unfriendly skies
April 20th, 2007 under Dancing with the Stars, Heather Mills. [ Comments: none ]

So remember how Heather Mills kept threatening to dance on the plane all the way from Los Angeles to London, well she sort of did it according to the Daily Mail. Seems when Heather was flying from LA to London on Wednesday the in-flight entertainment system went down and Heather suggested that John Roberts and her dance for the passengers like she does on Dancing with the Stars. Heather forgot she was no longer on American soil where most people don't know what a gold-digging bitch she is and no one the plane was thrilled with her performance. In fact no one applauded when she was done. Ha Ha! Looks like she sabotaged the in-flight entertainment system for no reason?

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