Harry Styles graced the cover of this month’s Vogue magazine in a Gucci dress, and the conservatives went mad. They were like what happened to a man being a man.
Well, today, the singer finally responded to those angry little bitches. “Bring back manly men,” he wrote along with the above photo eating a banana.
To all the Ben Shapiros of the Worlds, I would rather have sex with Styles in a dress than well do anything with you. I want a man who is so comfortable in his skin that he doesn’t care about the norms. As compared to one who is stuck in the past, he is so full of anger that he can’t handle the littlest amount of change. Get with the 21st century.
Who cares what someone wears? As long as it makes the person wearing it happy. At the end of the day, it only matters how the person wearing the dress feels about wearing it. It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks. Those who complain about others have their own issues, and we should be glad we are not them.
We haven’t seen Harry Styles in a while, and he is looking a little bit different these days when he was spotted at Casa Maria Luigia with some Villa Manodori. The singer decided to grow out a mustache. Now, he is ready to get into vintage porn with his longer hair, oversized glasses, and pornstache. Would anyone object if he did do it?
Do you think he should shave off the kiwi fuzz or keep it going?
Remember when a whole bunch of people spent $75 to buy a candle that was said to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina? Well, now a whole bunch of people are buying one that costs 10% of that because they think it smells like Harry Styles.
Does it smell like his penis? Nope. The One Direction singer likes to wear Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille, and some of his fans are convinced the Cashmere Vanilla candle by Threshold smells just like him. Now Target is sold out of it.
Can you imagine working at Threshold and wondering why this scent is all of a sudden selling like crazy? Then, finding out why it is. They are probably trying to figure out what other singers they can make their candles smell like.
Radio.com asked Harry Styles what he would be if he was not a rock star. He told them “a virgin.”
If he wasn’t famous, he still would have lost his virginity a long time ago. Look at him! Even if we all didn’t know his name, we would still want to suck on his Kiwi.
Not only is he really cute, but he also had an endearing personality. Women will flock to him no matter what.
Harry Styles released the music video for his new single today, and it gave me the same chills I got when I heard Adele’s Hello for the first time.
Falling proves that Styles is more than a member of a boyband, he can actually belt out a ballad that grabs hold of your heart. I knew he was good at the pop stuff, but this a whole new appreciation of his voice for me. I am in awe.
Someone get me a lighter because it is the only way to listen to this tune. Imagine what it will be like when he performs Falling live? You will be able to hear a pin drop as strangers sway side to side.
