The good news is that English teacher Gözde Doğan from Milan, Italy, is in the Guinness Book of World Records for crushing five watermelons between her thighs in one minute.
The bad news is that men are afraid to see what she will do to them if they get between her legs. Can you blame them?
Although…There are probably a few men who might want to find out what will happen. But on a positive note, they won’t need any lube because she is already wet down there.
Maybe it is because I have been talking to my guy friends about blow jobs recently, but as soon as I saw this Guinness World Record, that is what I was thinking about when I saw Leah Shutkever trying to break the record for Fastest Time to Eat a Yule Log. Tell me you see it too, so I don’t feel as bad.
Did she do it? She did. She swallowed it in 1 minute and 42.65 seconds. Sometimes, I wish I could break that record. Maybe it is because I don’t swallow, which is why I have not.
Back to Shutkever, the competitive eater has 40 Guinness World Records and counting.
Sherri Shepherd has many titles. She is an actress. She is a mom. She is a comedian. She is a talk show host. And now, she is a Guinness World Record holder.
What did Shepherd do to make the 2025 book? She was able to beat the fastest time to dress like a princess on her show, Sherri, today!
What did that entitle to get the title? She needed to put on a Princess dress, a crown, a sash, and a pearl necklace.
The previous record holder did it in 30 seconds. How long did it take Sherri to do it? She beat the record by 12.3 seconds!
Congrats to the newest Guinness World Record holder!
Will Smith used to be the actor with the most followers on TikTok. However, The Rock took the Fresh Prince down with a People’s Elbow.
The Guinness Book of World Records announced today that Dwayne Johnson now stands at 74.4 million followers while Smith is not far behind with an even 74.
I cannot believe Smith has that many because his feed is boring as compared to DJ’s. But then again, DJ’s is not the best either.
