Maybe it is because I have been talking to my guy friends about blow jobs recently, but as soon as I saw this Guinness World Record, that is what I was thinking about when I saw Leah Shutkever trying to break the record for Fastest Time to Eat a Yule Log. Tell me you see it too, so I don’t feel as bad.
Did she do it? She did. She swallowed it in 1 minute and 42.65 seconds. Sometimes, I wish I could break that record. Maybe it is because I don’t swallow, which is why I have not.
Back to Shutkever, the competitive eater has 40 Guinness World Records and counting.
Sherri Shepherd has many titles. She is an actress. She is a mom. She is a comedian. She is a talk show host. And now, she is a Guinness World Record holder.
What did Shepherd do to make the 2025 book? She was able to beat the fastest time to dress like a princess on her show, Sherri, today!
What did that entitle to get the title? She needed to put on a Princess dress, a crown, a sash, and a pearl necklace.
The previous record holder did it in 30 seconds. How long did it take Sherri to do it? She beat the record by 12.3 seconds!
Congrats to the newest Guinness World Record holder!
Will Smith used to be the actor with the most followers on TikTok. However, The Rock took the Fresh Prince down with a People’s Elbow.
The Guinness Book of World Records announced today that Dwayne Johnson now stands at 74.4 million followers while Smith is not far behind with an even 74.
I cannot believe Smith has that many because his feed is boring as compared to DJ’s. But then again, DJ’s is not the best either.
Nicholas Manning wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records, so he practiced and practiced for six months. And now he is inscribed in there.
What did he do? He achieved the fastest time to put on ten pairs of underpants. And he did it in 13.03 seconds.
I bet they would come off even faster if there was a naked person of the sex he desires who told him they wanted to fuck him right then and there.
BTW That is not his only title in the book. He is also in it for the most underpants pulled on in 30 seconds. How many did he put on in half a minute? He more than doubled his first record with 23.
Ayanna Williams has been growing her nails for almost 28 years. They have gotten so long that she made the Guinness Book of World Records for The Woman with the Longest Fingernails in 2017. Back then, they measured a combined 18′ 10.9″.
After nearly 30 years, she was ready to make a change. “I’ve been growing my nails for a few decades now. I’m so, so ready for a new life,” she told Guinness World Records. “I know I’m going to miss them, but it’s just about that time – it’s time for them to go.”
So, over the weekend, she went under the saw and had them cut down to normal size.
Once the dermatologist was done with the operation, her claws were measured again. They totalled 24′ .7″.
How does Ayanna feel after her manicure? “With or without my nails, I will still be the queen. My nails don’t make me. I make my nails!”
She does make her nails. The former record holder plans on growing them, just not as long as they used to be.
If you want to see her fingernails, they will be displayed at the Ripley’s Believe or Not Museum in Orlando.