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Why most late night hosts hate animal segments
July 1st, 2011 under George Lopez. [ Comments: none ]

The other night on Lopez Tonight, George Lopez had on Steve from Saving Wildlife International who brought some animals with him and the critters left quite an impression. The first animal that was brought out bit the late night host on the chin and caused him to bleed. As soon as the show was over the Bush Baby was taken to the hospital and tested to see if he cauught anything from Lopez. Luckily the little guy was OK and didn’t catch anything.
As the segment went on he brought out bigger and deadlier animals and Lopez tried to keep his cool. Especially when he had a full grown alligator’s foot on his nuts. But I guess the gator was used to it because the animal trainer brought out a baby one in his pants. Even I as a girl know that is a bad idea.
Now I understand why late hosts like Lopez and Jimmy Kimmel are not fans of animal segments after watching what happened. But I still like them because even the deadliest animal is still cute when it is on my TV and not in fornt of me without a cage.


George Lopez is such an ugly woman, only Schwarzenegger would have sex him!
May 24th, 2011 under George Lopez. [ Comments: none ]

As expected Arnold Schwazenegger and his mistress Mildred “Patty” Baena are the talk of all the late night shows. But unlike all the other ones, George Lopez is the only Latino hosting one. So he seized the opportunity to dress up as the maid, who left such a big mess no one can clean it up. Let’s just say he was so ugly in drag, I think that that only the Governator would be interested in doing the nasty with him.
BTW I wonder if when Maria Shriver hired her, it was kind of like how Daniel Meade’s dad hired Betty on Ugly Betty? You know, thinking that she wasn’t his type and that there was no way he would want to sleep with her? Guess that plan backfired for her, if that was the case.
BTW below is the skit that ran on Lopez Tonight yesterday.


George Lopez is no Mr Myagi
May 13th, 2011 under George Lopez, Ralph Macchio. [ Comments: none ]

Ralph Macchio was on Lopez Tonight and George Lopez recreated his famous move The Crane from The Karate Kid. Who knew the TBS host was so limber?


Nick Cannon says that Mariah Carey’s labor drove him to the psych ward!!!
May 12th, 2011 under George Lopez, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon was on Lopez Tonight yesterday and he talked to George Lopez about his brand new twins. He shared with the TBS late night host about the birthing experience and how his son and daughter got their names.
As prepared as Nick was for their birth and even with a few test runs, he still freaked out when the actual time came. He was so nervous that he got lost in the hospital and found himself in the psych ward instead of the maternity one. What a way for the boy and girl to start off their first day in the world.
Now when it comes to their names even with the written explanations Moroccan Scott and Monroe sounded kind of unusual. Well now that he explained their meanings and importance they sound so much better. As we know their daughter was named after Marilyn Monroe and they chose her last name because it is a “strong name for a woman.” I personally love the name. Now when it comes to their son, who was named after a room in their place, it was also the same room that they got engaged in. How sweet is that? And his parents don’t call him by his full name, instead they call him Rock. That will definitely help him as he grows up from getting teased by his classmates.
Nick also revealed that twins are still in the hospital and they will be home any day now. Let’s hope they bring them home ASAP because if I were a baby I would want to experience their nursery as soon as I could.


Mark Wahlberg finally meets Justin Bieber!!!
October 25th, 2010 under George Lopez, Justin Bieber, Marky Mark. [ Comments: none ]

Back in August Mark Wahlberg was on George Lopez and he told the talk show host that his daughter Ella Rae has Bieber Fever so he called Justin Bierber for her but he never returned his call. Well yesterday Marky Mark became the best dad in the world to his little girl because he did something better than get her a call from the Baby singer, he was able to get her to meet him at the Variety’s 4th Annual Power Of Youth Event. Looking at her face, Marky Mark will get her to do whatever he wants until she hits puberty or until she has her next crush.
BTW I am glad that Justin Bieber made time to meet Ella Rae because I would have feared for him if he didn’t because Wahlberg threatened to mess up his hair if he didn’t get back to him…


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