Recently Elisabetta Canalis told Chi magazine, “I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am. I don’t need anything to confirm how happy I am.” Today George Clooney and her have made an announcement that is leaving the 32 year old unhappy. A rep for the couple that dated for two years told People, “We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy,” No reason was given for the split, but who else besides me is thinking it is because she said she wants to be married some day and he has said he will never get married again.
Poor Elisabetta it was a good ride, while she was on him, I mean it.
Somewhere there is a cocktail waitress with aspirations of being famous that will soon find her prayers answered when George Clooney walks into the joint she works in.
When George Clooney was on TV and doing horror movies, I liked him. When he jumped from the small screen to the big screen, I started to lose interest because I think his movies are unwatchable. But because of his looks, I remained loyal. That was until this interview he did with Newsweek and they asked him about what his political ambitions are.
“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know,†he said, sitting outside the Central Pub in Juba, scarfing down pizza. “I f–ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.†A smart campaigner, he believes, “would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’?â€
After reading how he described his many trysts as “I f*cked too many chicks,” I have lost all respect for him. If he thinks that all the women he had sex with can be described like that, than I am done. I am not a feminist, but c’mon he is almost 50 years old (looking closer to 60), he should know better and have answered that question with a little more class. He acts like he is a classy guy, but that answer was not.
So I have two game addictions on Facebook, Mafia Wars and Sorority Life. A few months ago Sorority Life added boyfriends to game and they have looked like some famous celebrities and/or their characters. For example Hugh Jackman is Mickey the Muscle, Gregory the Geek based on Anthony Michael Hall’s character from 16 Candles and Patrick the Pretty Guy based on Heath Ledger’s Patrick Verona from 10 Things I Hate About You. Well yesterday they debuted Oscar the Older Guy and I think he looks a lot like Oscar winner George Clooney. The Playdom game described him as “There’s a new silver fox in Sorority Life, Oscar the Older Guy! His added years haven’t slowed down this guy’s charm. Check him out today!” Major ouch, George Cloobney isn’t even 50 years old and they are making him sound like he is a senior citizen. But I guess for with the average age of the players being half of his, 50 is their version of version of 65. Still I am sure even with his much younger girlfriend, this still has to hurt his ego a little…if he ever found out about it!
BTW sorry Doug Ross, you are not not worth 19 brownie points for me to spend on you.
The trailer for George Clooney’s latest film The American is out and it doesn’t look to be like all the other movies he has been doing recently. I couldn’t help to think, is he was trying to be like Angelina Jolie and play a sexy assassin in a movie. Maybe if he takes an action role like her and doesn’t do one of his critically acclaimed yet unwatchable films, he can take his bromance with Brad Pitt to the next level. Joking there is nothing going on between the former-People’s Sexiest Men Alive, but could you imagine if there was? It would be more interesting than The American looks. I actually started to snooze off watching the trailer, so I made up a movie in my head instead and can tell by this post what that movie was about…
What was the point of bringing George Clooney aka Dr Doug Ross back on ER and not have him go back to the ER. And when he was doing the roll call of all the people he worked with, why didn’t he mention Dr John Carter who would be getting the kidney he was trying to get for the transplant? I mean you would think he would have known that Dr Carter stayed the longest out of all the people he worked with? Maybe he wasn’t a fan of Dr Carter’s and we never knew?
Did anyone else feel cheated that Clooney was back in the house, but not in the hospital?
