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It is about the size of the boat and the motion in the ocean
May 29th, 2012 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]


Family Feud asked “Name something that can never be long enough.” Well after three Xs, the fourth person finally got the right answer. A sweet Kendra told Steve Harvey, that she was going with “a man’s private parts.” Her answer left the host with his mouth wide open and nothing to say, but “Did you understand the question?” Proud of her an answer, and yet a little embarrassed by what just came out of her mouth she said that she did. In fact her male family agreed with her. Well Harvey finally turned around to see if the answer was on the board and nine people agreed with Kendra and me that a “man trouser’s snake” can never long enough.
See the things you can learn on Family Feud, like you are not alone in your thought about things like the size of man’s pride and joy.
BTW I wonder how many phrases the gameshow has used for the word “pen!s”?

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Steve Harvey squeals like a teenage girl!!!
May 22nd, 2012 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]


When Steve Harvey is hosting the Family Feud, he likes to ask the contestants what they do for a living. Well when he asked Tyrone what he does, his answer left the host squealing like a teenage girl finding out there is a huge store at the mall and her parents just gave her their credit card and told her to have fun.
So what is that wonderful job that had Harvey jumping up and down like a bunny? Tyrone worked as a butler for Hugh Hefner and got paid to see the Playboy bunnies walking around. That is the one job where someone wants to hear “the butler did it!” Granted it is a much different “it” than the one used in the game Clue and much more enjoyable one too.
Imagine what it must’ve been like for Tyrone when he told all his guy friends that he was working at the Playboy Mansion? I am sure they all wanted to his BFF and see where he worked. It is a touch job, but somebody had to do it.

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This really puts the family in Family Feud, but not the way the show wants.
May 7th, 2012 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]


Family Feud asks some questions on the show that sometimes leads to answers that are not very family friendly. Well now they asked a question that shows just how friendly a family can be. Steve Harvery asked, “When you were a kid name something you used as a partner to practice kissing?” Without hesitation the guy rang in and with his head down in shame he said, “Sister.” Well of course Steve didn’t let it go and I am sure neither will anyone that knows the contestant and his sibling.
But the best part of the whole thing is that he is not alone because several other people committed incest like he did. Boy am I glad that I am an only child after watching this clip.
Now when it comes to the rest of the answers, they were what everyone else used. What is the weirdest thing you used to practice kissing?

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What does Judge Judy have on under her big black robe?
March 9th, 2012 under Judge Judy, Steve Harvey. [ Comments: 1 ]


Family Feud decided to ask the question, “Name something that Judge Judy might be wearing under her robe?” Well the guy answered what we were all thinking, but that is not what made it so funny. He couldn’t remember the word for bra, so instead he acted out in a way that Steve Harvey wasn’t going to let it slip how bad it was what he was doing. Watch that video and see if you think that guy will be going to second base any time soon? I don’t think so…

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It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it
February 21st, 2012 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: 2 ]


During the Fast Money Round on Family Feud, you only have seconds to come up with the perfect answer. If you are the second family member going up in the round, your answer already might’ve been taken so you really have to go with the first thing that pops in your head. That answer might leave you embarrassed and being the butt of all jokes with your friends when the episode airs. And that is exactly what happened to Rocco when Steve Harvey asked him, “Name a job that is dirty, but someone has to do it?” His first response was plumber, but that answer was already taken. So when he tried again as the clock was nearing zero, he said “gynecologist”. It wasn’t as much his answer that was perfect, it was face after he realized the word that just came out of his mouth. Then a few seconds later, to see Harvey’s face just made that response even more priceless.
Sadly no one surveyed agreed with Rocco. I think they should’ve at least have given one point for effort, don’t you agree? Seriously I play Family Feud on my iPad every day and let me tell you that Fast Money Round is hard and makes you say things you never thought you would say.

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