Seriously? OMG! WTF?

BEER-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon — because he was “steaming drunk”.
A guard led him from the tennis tournament’s grounds after a series of clashes with security staff.
FIRST, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket.
THEN he was banned from press and players’ bars as he tried to get another drink.
Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”
The US star had his arm in a brace after severing a tendon in a hotel accident.
He was at Wimbledon on Monday with pal Michael Brandon, star of ’80s cop show Dempsey and Makepeace.
Brandon eventually bought him a Centre Court ticket to see champ Roger Federer.

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Rapper ICE-T is set to produce DAVID HASSELHOFF’s first hip-hop album. The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship. Hasselhoff has released seven albums and is hugely popular in Germany. Ice-T says, "The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him." Ice-T, real name TRACY MORROW, is convinced the 51-year-old former BAYWATCH star can take on the biggest names in rap. He adds, "He’s gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff – I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

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This has to be a joke.

Former BAYWATCH star DAVID HASSELHOFF dumped his role as stage villain CAPTAIN HOOK for a seat alongside TV baddie SIMON COWELL. The actor was lined up to star in children’s favourite PETER PAN in an English pantomime production this Christmas (06) but unexpectedly pulled out of the show last month (JUN06). Now he reveals the decision was not due to a hectic schedule, as previously reported, but because he got offered a better deal by the acid-tongued pop mogul to judge a new US TV talent show. He says, "I wanted to do the show for my children, because my daughter was going to play WENDY. "That’s the only reason I was going to do it. Anyway, I got offered this part in AMERICA’S GOT TALENT with SIMON COWELL and decided to take that instead. "But I’d love to come back and do it again, perhaps next year (07)."

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What a jerk 

Actor DAVID HASSELHOFF was rushed to a London hospital on Thursday (29JUN06) after slicing his hand open during a bathroom accident. The 53-year-old BAYWATCH star, who is currently in the British capital to shoot an advertising campaign, was taken from his hotel to St Thomas‘ Hospital for emergency surgery. Hasselhoff severe a tendon on shards from a glass shelf, which he accidentally smashed on the restroom wall while shaving. A hospital aide tells British newspaper The Sun, "David was about to shave when he hit his head on a shelf, which shattered. His hand was cut quite badly."

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Former BAYWATCH star DAVID HASSELHOFF loves being on stage so much, he has written a musical for himself. The star is getting back to what he loves best – performing in musical theater with the DAVID HASSELHOFF MUSICAL. He tells USA Today, "I’ve already arranged and written it with the guys who did CHICAGO. "I love musical theater. That’s what I started off to do when I was seven and my first show was PETER PAN. "I loved doing JEKYLL + HYDE (a 2001 musical). I loved BILLY FLYNN (on stage) in London. "I love the audience. I love the fun of a live show."

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Oy, this will close faster than Taboo or a recent Elton John musical. 

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