Hey Princesses, are you looking for your Prince Charming? Well, MouseMingle.com is trying to do just that. They want to connect Disney fans with each other because every Mickey Mouse deserves to find his Minnie Mouse. So sign up and maybe you will have a guy put that glass slipper on your foot or give you that kiss that will wake up from deep sleep. Men, you will get a Princess and don’t you want that so you can live happily ever after?
And the membership fee includes the John Stamos as in sex on a ride at the Happiest Place on Earth. OK, I lied about the last part, but it sounded good.
So don’t be a Dumbo and join today. I did. Why did my nose suddenly start to grow?
Back in 1998, the FDA approved Viagra for men with erectile dysfunction. Now 17 years later, the FDA has finally approved a pill for women to help them want to have sex with the men who just took one of those little blue pill. Starting on October 27th, Sprout Pharmaceuticals will start distributing a little pink pill called Addyi to help them with arousal. Just when they stop needing the birth control pill, it is time for them to take another pill to have sex. Although Addyi will be a lot easier to take and a whole lot more fun. My question is do we have to add “yi” after we take the pill and are faking, I mean, having an orgasm? “Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHECag10DZE
Tomorrow is July 4th, here in the United States, and many of us are going to go to a barbecue. Most people will be serving hot dogs whether they are made of mystery meat or tofu, and they will be boring. But not anymore because there are some As Seen on TV products that will make them more exciting! Yum!
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they put them all together, so that you could buy them and be the talk of your block party. There is The Dog Dicer to slice your weiner, because that is so hard to do. Curl-A-Dog, that turns your dog into a pig’s tail. The Big Hot Dog that shaped them like a hamburger. The Ham Dogger that shapes your hamburger into hot dog. Finally, they saved the best for last, the Happy Hot Dog Man that turns your frank into a Frank.
I don’t know about you, but after watching this I am craving a hamburger!
Remember in Back to the Future 2 when Marty McFly hovered on a Hoverboard in 2015 and you couldn’t wait for that year to happen so you could own one. Well, it’s 2015 and someone finally made the dream a reality.
Canadian inventor Catalin Alexandru Duru created a propeller-based Hoverboard and now he is in the Guinness Book of World Records for riding on it the furthest distance. He traveled a record breaking 275.9 m (905 ft 2 in) on it over Lake Ouareau in Quebec, Canada. While that was the distance, the cooler fact is that he was 5 meters above the water as he claimed the title. In fact, he says that that height is only the beginning and he would like to get his invention to reach scary heights.
When will you be able to own one? That is a question for Marty McFly to find out the next time he travels to the future.
Have you been trying to figure out what to get that person in your life, who has a foot fetish, as a gift? Well, Sinthetics has the perfect present for you to give them. It’s the Vajankle. What is it? The female left foot comes with a bangable vajayjay on top for him to pound the pavement as he has been dreaming of doing for a really long time.
The Vajankle comes in different colors and different types of nail polish on the toes. For a $175, you can get him just one foot! For an extra $125 you can get him the right one that is just meant to looked at and not for play.
The Vajankle gives way for a new version of My Left Foot and I bet you that Quentin Tarantino would love to make it.
The whole thing creeps me out. It could be because I feel like I have seen feet like that in several cheap horror movies throughout the years.
