Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Before Christina Aguilera and JC Chasez were two of the biggest musicians around the turn of the century, they appeared on The All New Mickey Mouse Club together!

However, since then, they have worked on their own projects. He with *NSYNC and her by lonesome. But this weekend, they reunited to celebrate the 25th anniversary of her debut album.

With that, every millennial just used Instacart to buy Ben-Gay, prune juice, and those pharmacy reading glasses to read their phones. Then they started looking at assisted living facilities to move into because they are feeling their age.

 

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Let’s be honest. We are all a little embarrassed to buy sexual wellness products like condoms, vibrators, and lube at the big box stores. That is why I go to sex shops to get my naughty needs.

Anyways, Christina Aguilera got into the lube business, and they are now selling Playground at stores like Target. However, we are still covering up when we go to buy it.

In fact, X-tina did a demonstration of what it used to be like, and then what it should be like! She did it because “It’s time to stop hiding our intimacy essentials and celebrate our sexuality.”

The singer is so right. Therefore, I am giving you a homework assignment. Go to the store today and buy something for sexual wellness with your head held up! And tell me how it went.

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Christina Aguilera began her Las Vegas residency at the Voltaire in the Venetian Resort on December 30th. And today, she announced that she has to cancel this weekend’s shows.

The singer wrote, “AFTER WELCOMING ALL OF YOU TO THE NEW YEAR FROM THE STAGE IN LAS VEGAS, I’VE BEEN WELCOMED WITH A NEW YEAR FLU!!!

“I AM SORRY TO SHARE THAT MY TWO SHOWS THIS WEEKEND WILL BE RESCHEDULED WHILE I REST – AND I CANNOT WAIT TO BE BACK ON THAT STAGE IN A FEW WEEKS.

“I’M INCREDIBLY PROUD OF THIS SHOW AND GRATEFUL FOR ALL OF THE SUPPORT AND LOVE AFTER OPENING WEEKEND!

“SEE YOU SOON”

Her next show is on February 4th. Hopefully, she will be better by then.

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Back in 2010, Christina Aguilera and Cher worked on the movie Burlesque together. Therefore, X-Tina knows how to look and act like her legendary co-star.

But just because she knows Cher’s mannerisms, does that mean she can copy them? You tell me because Aguilera dressed as Cher for Halloween!

I would say just like their film, it is good but not great! And it’s not as bad as everyone says it is.

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Christina Aguilera was on Alex Cooper’s podcast Call Me Daddy, and she told the host what makes her man call her mommy.

Aguilera loves giving blow jobs. Since she grew up on the road with male dancers, she would ask them questions. Because of their answers, she has perfected going down on a man. And she knows each man has different needs, especially when it comes to their balls.

One thing she does on that front that I don’t is she will swallow. She likes the extra protein. I prefer a protein shake.

She also likes to masturbate. So she would bring a pocket-size vibrator with her to use when she needs it. That includes places like planes.

And yes, she is a member of the mile-high club!

You would think with all of these reveals; she would’ve lost her virginity at a young age. And she didn’t. She lost it when it was right for her. And since then, she has been learning and loving the lessons!

And now we know more about the singer than we ever did before. Good for her. Let’s be more open and talk about sex.

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