Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson keeps getting all those buzzed-about women like Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, and Ariana Grande? Well, now we know.
The other day Charlamange the Gd was talking about the former Mr. Kim Kardashian on the Brilliant Idiots podcast, and the host told them about an argument he had with the autotuner last November.
The autotuner was upset because his estranged wife was “fucking a white boy with a 10″ dick.” And according to Charlamagne, the comedian’s penis is more significant than the autotuner’s dick. Now that’s funny. Although, it explains why he is such a dick. The smaller the one they have, the bigger the one they are.
BTW Is Davidson single? Maybe he would consider sleeping with someone like me? I have nothing going for me like his exes, but I want to go for a ride on him, I mean with him. With, not on. Whoops!
