Britney Spears released a promo for a “private show” she is doing and it looks like the type of private show that happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Which might be a good thing because her singing voice in this ad is better for stripping.
I love Britney, but her voice when she sings, “private show,” is beyond painful.
Britney Spears decided to have some fun in bed, the only way she can these days, by recording herself making funny faces. It might not be as exciting as a sex tape, but I like this tape from her bedroom even more. I like seeing her goofy side.
Todrick Hall has taken the track lists of Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj and Rhianna to create one epic song of their catalogues and now he is doing the same for Britney Spears. He took several of her tunes to tell the story of Beauty and the Beast and it is far from being a Beast. In fact, I can’t remember any other time that her music was such a Beauty as it is here. So Be Our Guest and watch this 7 minute tribute to the ’90s biggest Pop star from, to me, my biggest musical star of the last decade.
Seriously, why isn’t this guy taking home more awards because I sincerely think he is the most talented musician of today.
Britney Spears has been working since she was a preteen, but I never wanted her job until now. Why? Look at her in the above photo. For some reason (since she didn’t explain why) she is surrounded by sexy men with muscular bodies and barely any clothes. Who wouldn’t want that job? I would do it for free. Heck, I would pay for that opportunity.
Britney Spears has day off from performing, so she is spending it behind the desk. Due to that, she dressed for the occasion by wearing glasses and the type of frilly shirt you would see on a librarian.
In fact, she reminded me of the woman who was featured in Adam Ant’s music video for Goody Two Shoes. Which is kind of like the Toxic singer today. You know, don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?
