Desiree is a gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds on her. However, someone told her to stop eating sugar so she could lose some weight. She responded to them by stripping down to a bikini while listening to Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar on Me. The beauty didn’t stop there; she had someone literally pour some sugar on her as she danced.
I’ve never seen the song taken literally like that, and I enjoyed it. Not only is she beautiful, but she has brains too.
We have all been to an amusement park, and there is always someone who sucks up all the enjoyment. Normally that person is a whiny kid who screams at the top of their lungs and doesn’t shut up.
However, sometimes that person is an adult. In this case, it is Tony Martinez.
The actor and his wife went to Dorney Park in Allentown, Pennsylvania. The two of them went on the scariest rides there. Although, you would never know it, looking at Martinez’s face. He rode every one of them with absolutely no expression. None, whatsoever. It didn’t matter how terrifying they were, how fast they were going; nothing changed his expression. He just sat there and took it.
I don’t know how he was able to remain deadpanned like that. Because no matter how many scary rides I go on, I still scream or something. He must be fun to play poker with it. Or even better, imagine him at a comedy club with comedians who are actually funny. I am sure at least one comedian’s head would suddenly explode trying to make him laugh.
In case you are wondering if he can show emotions, check out his Instagram.
Do you have a friend or family member who is never grateful whenever you give them a present? They will look at you like whatever you gave them is not big enough. Well, ❤️Btypep❤️ came up with the perfect thing for them. Actually, it is so much more perfect for you.
That is because they put a bag of chocolate coins into a box and wrapped it. Then they put that box into another and wrapped it, and so on, and so on. Until the wrapper gets to the final box, which will cause the receiver to think that they struck gold. They did; it is just golden chocolate coins.
What would I do? I would start the present out with a lollipop ring and put it in a Tiffany box. Imagine their disappointment when they get to the last box. If you don’t want to go that route, then get them one of the plastic phones for toddlers and put it in an iPhone box.
It has been five years since we got to know the Pizza Rat. Have you ever wondered what happened to him? Just like so many horror movies that take place in the NYC subway, he has mutated. Now, he is the size of us.
Thankfully, he still prefers pizza. Unfortunately, I have heard that if humans eat enough of it, they begin to taste like it. Therefore, New Yorkers should be afraid, very afraid.
Although, after watching this video, they could care less. Because 2020, and because NYC. Between the two, we have seen it all.
Amusement park Walibi Holland has been closed due to the coronavirus pandemic, but now they are getting ready to open up again. Before they do, they decided to let 22 oversized teddy bears go on their rollercoaster ride Untamed. Surprisingly the ferocious animals were tame as they went up and down in speeds that are normally too much for the average human to bear.
What did the teddies do when the ride stopped? They hibernated with their honey.
Seriously, doesn’t this video give you hope? It is the positive thing we need to see in all of this negativity.
However, since I grew up watching horror movies and love creature features, I have to write. Is it wrong that I wanted to see some of them fall out, and get caught on the metal as they made their way down to the ground? Therefore, leaving a trail of white stuffing all over the place. It would be snowing teddy bear guts in Holland.
