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Punxsutawney Phil is a daddy! |
| March 29th, 2024 under Animals, Punxsutawney Phil. [ Comments: none ]
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It has been almost two months since Punxsutawney Phil told us we were going to get an early Spring. And Spring has sprung early for our favorite groundhog because his spring sprung.
Punxsutawney Phil and his wife, Punxsutawney Phyllis, are proud parents.
The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club announced “that Phil and Phyllis have given birth to two healthy baby Groundhogs! The babies are currently in with mom and dad at the zoo that is located at the Punxsutawney Memorial Library.”
Congrats to the family of four and the town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania whose tradition will go on for years to come due to these two new additions.
Is it wrong that if the babies are boys, I hope that they are named Bill and Murray?
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Willow the First Cat of the United States enjoying Christmas |
| December 26th, 2023 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]
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Willow Biden struck cat nip gold when she was adopted by First Lady Jill Biden. Not only does she get to live in the White House, but she also lives in a house that has a surplus of Christmas trees for her to climb and destroy during the holiday season. That is a cat’s dream, so she living the best nine lives!
My cat is so jealous of her. However, my baby also loves her because she is so happy that there is a feline back in 1600 Penn. The first time since Bill Clinton was President.
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The Smoking Roach |
| October 11th, 2023 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]
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What Is New York Official
Remember Pizza Rat? Well, he is being replaced by The Smoking Roach.
Gotta love New York City! You never know what you are going to see. But you know it is going to be interesting.
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Is this the shittiest calendar? |
| September 20th, 2023 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]
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There are calendars for everything and everyone these days. And now there is one that I wonder who it is for.
What is it? It is Dogs Pooping In Beautiful Places. And it can be yours for $19.99 on Joyfullift.
The imagery and detail are just out of this world. Different dogs, different places, and different shit for each month. Be the one and only to own the world’s rarest collectible.
I don’t know who would want to own this. Or should I say I don’t want to know who wants to own it? But I think it will be an excellent gift for White Elephant parties. Because who doesn’t want to trade this for a sex toy?
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Is Temptations trying to get us killed with these cat treats? |
| September 9th, 2023 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]
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There are many differences between owning a cat and a dog. People own dogs, and cats own people.
Another difference is that dogs stay with their deceased owner, while cats would eat their person.
So, with that being said, why would Temptations, which is like crack to cats, come up with the Tasty Human flavor? A flavor that tastes like us? Although they say it tastes like chicken, beef, and liver. Is that what humans taste like?
Seriously, I am already afraid of my cat eating me. I don’t need her knowing how good I taste. She might not wait to eat me.
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