Old Navy has some really great ads and they have some very bad ones. The latest one features Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block and three members from Boys II Men. Why those musicians because they took the NKOTOBer’s last name to make up Twas the Knight (instead of night) Before Christmas and B2M for Three Wise (Boys II) Men. Get it? Now that you do watch the ad and see how cheesy it came out. Does anyone have any wine to go with that commercial? Maybe then I would take Jordan Knight up on his offer to love him. Seriously wasn’t that line like so totally nauseating?
Old Navy has reunited cast members from Blossom, The Jeffersons, the Beverly Hills, 90210 and a few others in their commercials and now they got Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo and Juliette Lewis to come together for the holidays. Although this time they didn’t go on another Christmas Vacation, they just decided to stay home and wonder why Rusty (Johnny Galecki) was too busy to come home to spend Christmas with them.
BTW who else was thinking that Chevy left Community to do this ad, what a schmuck?
Boys and men are you getting bored with the Victoria’s Secrets’ models in their catalog, well Sears.com is giving you a whole new group of pictures to be excited about! If you go to Sears.com and search for “Exotic Apparel“, you will have a plethora of women to chose from in the 20 pages dedicated to the category. So many that it will keep you up for months with a new picture ever night. And there is plenty to chose from, they have blondes, brunettes, plus-size and plastic. There is something for every guy!
And ladies if you catch your man fixating on a certain piece of a lingerie, then you can order it for a very reasonable price and get a rise out of him like you haven’t gotten in ages! And lonely boys living in your parents’ basements or attics, you can buy the intimates for your blowup doll!
Sears is no longer just for power tools, it is for powering your tools too.
To see even more of a sneak peek then click here!
There is a new product called Shape Ems and it helps women improve their breast size up to three cups! It can either give women fullness, lift or cleavage. But men don’t care about that, they just care they get to see close ups of ladies’ boobs getting bigger and bigger. And did I mention there is a part where one girl puts the Shape Ems in another girl’s bathing suit top? I am sure they will be DVRing this informercial so they can watch it over and over again. With one hand on the remote control to hit rewind and the other one on his remote trying to get it under control.
Now would they ever order it for that special person in their life, heck no because they now what happens when she removes them. But they wouldn’t mind seeing a stranger buy them and use them in a low cut dress or shirt.
via Huffington Post
You know what every little girl wants? They want a doll that farts? Well maybe not every girl, but the girls in Korea are begging their parents for a Kong Suni, a doll that you can feed, push her belly to make her fart and then sit her on a plastic toilet so she can go poopy. What is wrong with them? Boys like farting dolls, not girls. At least I didn’t when I was their age.
And why did the company make you have to push her belly to make her fart, don’t they know joke is that you are supposed to pull the finger to do that? Maybe if they made her that, I would want one for my very own.
