EL James turned her kinky thoughts into hundreds of millions dollars, and looks she found the new inspiration for her next masterpiece. She shared a Selfie from a “plane loo,” so I guess her new book will be the Fifty Scents of Poo. It could be all about a Steward who is the King of the Mile High Club. Would you buy it?
Honest Trailers finally took on Fifty Shades of Grey, and I am so happy I never actually got around to seeing the movie. I knew the movie looked terrible, but turns out is worse than we thought. So instead of spending 120 minutes of you life on the movie, spend 1/5th of that time and just watch the video above. You will thank me and not spank me!
Laters, baby!
Universal has named the new screenwriter for the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel, and according to The Hollywood Reporter it is EL James‘ husband, Niall Leonard. Does anyone but the author herself think this is a good idea? Yes, he has experience writing for TV shows, but he is way too close this project to not make it a bigger joke than we already think it is.
The saddest part about this news is that the second and third books are so much better than the first one, and yet it sounds like the movies will go in the opposite direction.
This Valentine’s Day things were a lot hotter in the bedroom because of a little movie called Fifty Shades of Grey. Things got so steamy that according to Daily Mail, UK Midwives were told to book their vacations early because there is going to be a huge baby boom around November 20th.
While that is on that side of the pond, on this side Thanksgiving will be a lot more fruitful.
Basically, if you continued to enjoy the movie after the credits rolled, then you might want to pick up a pregnancy test right about now. You might find out that you are having a little Anastasia Steele or Christian Grey before the New Year! Just do me a favor, don’t name your kids after the characters from the sexy book/movie.
