Anne Hathaway was a guest on the Today show yesterday, and she laughed at something. That laugh went viral, and now we are suffering for it.
It is the type of cackle that sends chills down your spine. It’s the chuckle you hear from the deranged killer who is in your house. The giggle the fake bitch gives to let you know she hates you as much as you hate her.
I could go on, but I need to find happy laughter from innocent babies on the internet to drown Hathaway’s out. It keeps repeating in your head even after you hit stop. Make it go away.
And in case you were wondering, it is my new ringtone. Why should I suffer alone?