There is a man in Akron, Ohio, who is going around and pooping on cars. The unknown crap, I mean man, whose initials we will say are BMW for Bowel Movement Wacko, has left his mark on at least 19 parked cars in driveways and kids’ toys so far. Why he is doing this in the Castle Homes Neighborhood, we don’t yet and I can’t wait to hear his rationale.
The Akron Police Department have released a photo of BMW doing his doodie, I mean duty, I mean doodie, and are asking the public to come forward if they see him in action.
What I love most about the sh!t’s, I mean guy’s, face in the police photo, is that it reminds me of male cat’s face when he sprays something of yours to let you know he’s pissed at you.
Back to the serial pooper, I guess he had too much cereal with fiber before he goes on his pooping spree around Akron during the overnight hours.
Hopefully, when the police catch BMW red butted, his pants will be up. Cops have a crappy enough job as it is, and they don’t need to cuff a man who is in mid-poop.
