So there was a guy who went to see the NY Mets play the Kansas City Royals and he got thirsty. So the man, who wore a shirt that was too tight so he could show off his muscles, got a bottle of overpriced water to drink. Well when he tried to open it, he could not. So he took Howard Cosell’s advice, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” So he tried and he tried and he tried, and he just couldn’t do it. Even A-Rod was like, dude try some steroids. Too soon?
It is the saddest thing I have seen all week. Seriously this Mets fan, is hoping he is a Royals fans. Sorry KC, but I don’t want him associated with us.
