Samuel L. Jackson is as known for cursing in his movies as much as starring in them. Now, the mother f*cking actor will teach us how to cuss like him. In not one, not two, not three, but 15 different languages.
Since there is always a catch, what is his? He needs 2,500 of us to go to HeadCount.com, and make sure we are registered to vote. If you are not, then you can do it via this page. Once you are done with that, then you can make your Vote Plan.
Once enough of do this, then we will be able to swear like a sailor in multiple languages. That is something we are going to need to know how to do on November 3rd when the news declares the winner.
If you want to curse with your winning candidate, then you have to register to vote and actually vote. This way when Donald Trump loses we can call him a 💩 and 🍑🕳️ in many different tongues. If he wins, then we can say 🐂💩 in ways, we never knew we could.
Happy f*cking voting, mother f*ckers!
UPDATE: Want to see his titalacious tutorial, then
