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This December, Cats is coming to the big screen with several famous actors attached to the crappy musical. However, there is one name that did not make the list. That person is Josh Groban. Today, the singer leaked his audition tape dancing to and singing Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats.
How could they not find a role for him? Not to sound catty. He is sexier than Idris Elba. He is a better Tony host than James Corden. He can out sing Jason Derulo in opera. How is he not purrfect for the feature? Think of the memory it would have made for the Grobanites.
The film would have done well because the audience would have been filled with his fans and Taylor Swift’s Swifties. Who is going to go see it because of Rebel Wilson and Jennifer Hudson? No one. They would have gone for Groban. I would not have gone because I despise Cats, but others would have.
Well, let’s hold out hope he gets cast in the sequel, Cats: The Euthanization. OK, there I was being catty. Me and ow.
