If you are like me, then you have problems sleeping. Also, you do not like to take pills because they make you feel worse when you wake up.
Well, finally there is a way to get to sleep without that yucky feeling in the morning and that is listening to Jordan Schlansky talk about sparkling water for nearly 3 minutes. He so monotone and boring, I do not know how the Conan staff can listen to him without falling asleep. Although, that might explain why there are so many Starbucks in and around Warner Bros Studios. They need their caffeine fix to survive any interactions with him.
You know, now that I think about, TBS would be doing insomniacs a solid if they had Jordan Schlansky host the late night talk show for the night. People around the world would finally get the shut eye they so desire. Babies could finally sleep through the night, in turn helping their sleep deprived parents get some much needed rest and relaxation. It is a win/win situation for everyone except the sleeping pill industry! Conan O’Brien please make this happen.
