She explains: "I chipped my front tooth doing a kiss with Dane and he chipped his bottom tooth.
"We were doing this comedic Mr & Mrs Smith love scene, and we were slamming into walls and breaking things and tumbling over couches and stuff
"At one point, he slammed my head into a picture frame and, while my head was smacking into the wall and breaking the picture, his teeth slammed into my teeth."
"Now I have a bond on my tooth and when I take it off I look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.
"But Alba insists she won't be rushing to get the problem permanently fixed: "I can definitely take the bond off of my tooth and throw people off a bit. I get to take this thing off and be somebody else for a little while. It's like a disguise."
I can't wait to see her without the bond!
BTW I always pictured kissing Dane Cook would be painful, now we know it is true.