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April 8th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien

If you have watched Conan, then you know is AP is a real tight a$$. Yesterday on the TBS late night show, we found out why.
Last week, Conan O’Brien started having Jordan Schlansky review products he likes and yesterday he reviewed Preparation H Wipes. He carries this around with him at all times because he never knows when he is going to need them. Not for Hemorrhoid flare ups but because he finds that it leaves you cleaner down there than traditional toilet paper.
But doesn’t Preparation H shrink your anus? So that is why he is the way that he is. It’s because it has been shrunk so much that it is tighter than woman who has just gotten a Vaginal Rejuvenation or a woman’s face who’s had too much Botox.
BTW can someone tell him, Cottonelle has wipes he can use? Maybe if he used those instead, he would loosen up a bit? What do you think?



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