Seriously? OMG! WTF?

We have all heard stories about hoverboards blowing up and causing fires, but that is not the only hazard with them. People are falling head over heels for their new toy. As in they are landing on their a$$es and their heels are going over their heads. We saw Mike Tyson do that last week, and now Ellen did a compilation of the greatest hits. As in their bodies hitting floor. Ouch!
So with these two major fails, can someone explain to me why anyone would want a hoverboard?