Yesterday, it was announced that Sofia Vergara is the highest paid actress on television, but her co-star,
Julie Bowen, has a sh!ttier job and deserves more money. For some reason, Claire will have a pigeon on her head, and they used a real one for the scene on Modern Family. By the looks of her face, you can tell it just took a crap on the top of her head. But hey, they say that is good luck. If that doesn’t convince you that is a good thing, did you know that you can get a bird poop facial in NYC? So she got one for free. In ways, she has more riches than Vergara.
Modern Family is back on ABC, September 23rd at 8p.
