Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Family Feud has come up with a lot of euphemisms for the word pen!s and their latest one might be my favorite one yet. That term is…Prince Hairy. We know pen!ses aren’t hairy, but it works. Granted all I can see is Prince Harry’s head at the head, but still it made me chuckle.
What is your best nickname for pen!s?