Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Even though Taylor Swift vowed not to show her bellybutton, she finally revealed it yesterday while on a trip to Maui with some friends. Sadly, it is normal. I was hoping for a Kyle XY, you know where it is missing and all. Or a John Stamos, one that is misshaped because of childhood surgeries. But it is none of that. It’s just your average run of the mill innie. Not even an outie. So boring. So why did she keep it a secret?

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