Seriously? OMG! WTF? » The Fleshlight Launchpad let’s you turn your iPad into an iF*ck machine!
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[ # ] The Fleshlight Launchpad let’s you turn your iPad into an iF*ck machine!
July 9th, 2014 under Cool Technology


Boys, how many times have you been watching p0rn on your iPad and wish you had something there besides your hand to let you enjoy what you are seeing. Plus, it is not easy to do that and hold your iPad at the same time. Am I right? I am girl, so I don’t know. You can tell me I won’t judge.
Anyways, Fleshlight has come up with a product that will solve that problem. That’s right, for $24.95 you can buy the Fleshlight Launchpad and attach it to your iPad. But, there is a catch, you need to buy the Fleshlight too because otherwise it is useless. Don’t worry, the company is giving you a discount if you buy both. Then once they come in the mail, you are ready to try out your new app with your oldest joystick. Enjoy!
BTW I don’t think it is fair that the men have a toy like that and us women don’t. Why haven’t they come up with a reverse launchpad? Am I right, ladies? What’s fair is fair!

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