Ellen Page was on
Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and he wanted to know about her dreams because she Tweeted that she analyzes then. Juno, what she dreams about? (See what I did there? Remember to tip your waiters?) She has a lot of anxiety dreams, and in them she is covered in a lot of pubic hair. It is either where it is supposed to be or on her chest. So when the TBS late night host wanted to know what that means? She responded in the highest pitch ever on the show, “I don’t know.” As bad as those dreams are, they are still better than the one she had about Justin Bieber. Anything is better than a dream about Justin Bieber.