Seriously? OMG! WTF?

ELIZABETH Taylor and Michael Jackson have been pals for years – but La Liz once blew her stack at Wacko Jacko for seating her too far away from the stage at one of his L.A. shows. "They told me she had gone home – mad," Jackson tells J. Randy Taraborrelli, author of the new Taylor bio, "Elizabeth." "The next day, I called her, and I cried because I felt so awful. [She said], ‘Michael, a star such as myself never sits in the cheap seats!’ "

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I can so hear her saying that.