Yesterday on Tosh.O they started the show off the Comedy Central show with a video that will haunt my nightmares for years. Some guy dressed up in women’s underwear, filmed himself flirting with his smiley faced vacuum cleaner and then let it show him it has the perfect amount of suction.
I mean the best part about it for him is there is no mess to clean up, and that it gives him a woman who cannot say no to him unless there is a blackout or he doesn’t pay the bill. She is cheaper than a hooker and after this that is the only woman he will be able to get after this.
Here’s what I don’t get, why would he post that video for the world wide web to see because there is so much for him to be embarrassed about. First he is in women’s lingerie. Second the vacuum hose couldn’t find his hose. Third and I think the worst part of it for him, is the video is only :53 seconds long. While a short video of that should be a good thing, he spent half of it trying to turn the vacuum on, then a tenth of it was the Hoover trying to find his dirty mess and finally the rest of it was him being suctioned clean. I don’t even think he lasted long enough for us to say, “wham, bam, thank you mam.”
I think most women could live with a man who cross dresses, but we can’t live with a little guy who can’t swim the ocean for very long. So if you see this guy on Jdate make sure to move onto the next guy. Unless you want to be featured on an episode of TLC’s Strange Sex.
