This season on The Bachelor Ben’s dog Scotch is part of the competition, so ABC thought it would be a good idea to give him his show. In the first look that was released to Jimmy Kimmel Live the little Jack Russell Terrier will be competing to find his perfect bitch. There will be plenty of a$$ sniffing, romantic walks in a dog park, shared spaghetti and humping, lots and lot of humping. It is going to be woofderful and I can’t wait to catch every episode like it is a free-flying frisbee.
It is not the only reality show I can’t wait to take sail on TV, Kate Gosselin is getting another show and this time we get what we want. The out-of-TV mother of eight is hosting a cruise and the cameras are going with her. The people on board the ship will compete to see who gets to throw her off the plank in Kate! Kate! Human Bait!