YOU might think that Jordan having a boob job doesn’t exactly count as news. But this time she’s getting them REDUCED – to rearing another baby easier. The 28-year-old is desperate to have another child with perma-tanned hubby Peter Andre, 33 after their recent miscarriage ordeal. But she’s scared of breast-feeding with such large boobs. And the 30G glamour girl says she’s now fed up of the monster chest that made her millions. The Playboy model said "I hate them. Get them out of me. Yuk. I’m having them reduced and I can’t wait. I want them done by Christmas for Peter." She then publicly enacted a surgeon removing the implants with a knife and made a sucking noise in front of a bemused pal. It will be the fourth boob job the mother of two sons, Harvey and Junior, has had since she began her career. Jordan’s breasts, which along with their current owner managed to upstage bride Michelle Heaton at her wedding to Andy Scott-Lee on Saturday, have become something of a national treasure. But she’s fallen out of love with them. "They’re saggy," she moans. "Men may think they’re great but they’re just not pert any more and it’s a turn-off. I used to love them but I don’t need them any more. "I hardly ever go out now. I’m always in with Peter so I don’t need to show them off. I want another baby but I’ve got to get a boob job first." If all goes to plan, Jordan, real name Katie Price, will have the reduction to tie in with the release of her Christmas album of duets A Whole New World with I’m A Celebrity star Peter. A pal said: "She wants to look wholesome now. They’re heavy too and give her back problems. "Plus, she doesn’t really want to be promoting a family album with those big jugs on the front."
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I can hear the men screaming NOOOOO all the way over here.
