I guess things didn’t work out with Kid Rock this time around (a rep for the network confirmed that he will not be roasted this time around, but the door is still open) because Comedy Central is going to Roast Charlie Sheen instead on September 19th. Kid Rock’s loss is our gain because there is so much more to make fun of Sheen about and he never dated nor married Pamela Anderson.
How does the unemployed actor feel about the honor? Here is what he told Comedy Central about it, “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for a while. It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic.†Epic is right!!
The possibilities on who they can get to rip him a new one is endless, from anyone who worked with him on Two and a Half Men to Heather Locklear from Spin City to Kelly Preston (please take a shot back at him) to his many other exes including Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller to his past movie (remember that is what he started doing) co-stars. I could go on, but there is a such a huge list that you know it is going to be f*cking funny no matter who they get.
Hopefully now that Whitney Cummings is doing an unfunny sitcom on NBC, she won’t be available for the Roast and neither will the other regulars who jokes are as old and played out as their careers. Well they can keep Jeffrey Ross because as you can see in the above video, he tells the Major Leaguer as it is and holds nothing back. You know maybe they get some of the originals back like Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel. In fact maybe they can get Sheen’s best impersonator Jimmy Fallon to do something at it.
When it comes to the Roast Master for the night, I am really hoping it is Ashton Kutcher because you know he replaced him on Two and a Half Men. Especially since the revamped show will make its debut on CBS an hour before we get to see the nut roasted!
Now if they can’t his replacement, I highly suggest his old friend from before they were famous, the charming and naturally funny Rob Lowe. It is time for Seth MacFarlane to pass the torch after two Roasts and focus on his shows and feature film. Well that I want to see Lowe do it!
When it comes to the legendary roaster that has been filled by the likes of Bea Arthur, Betty White, Carl Reiner and Cloris Leachman, I am going back to the CBS sitcom and pray that they get Holland Taylor to do it! She can go off on him for nearly costing her job and playing his mother on TV.
Hopefully Comedy Central can also get a taped message from Chuck Lorre. In fact it would be so much fun if they got everyone from in-front and behind the camera to send him a taped message telling him how they feel about what he did to them! How awesome would that be?
I can go on and on, but I will stop hear and try to keep my excitement level at this high until September 19th! First Two and a Half Men with Ashton and then Charlie Sheen getting torn to pieces. It is going to be a funny funny night!!!
