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[ # ] Who knew that putting vibrators under your breasts would make them grow
January 2nd, 2011 under Sex Toys


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Who knew that placing a vibrator under each boob would make them grow, but a company in China came up with a product called Top Charming that is suppose to make woman’s breast grow naturally by simulating just that.
Here is how the company explained how it works:

It utilizes the shake magnetism wave, in order to repair the lax fiber organization, strengthen the vigor of every organization cell and improve the competence of replying of hormone in the breasts and body. It can promote the height of breasts and make them more elastic and pliable. The plump, tall and straight, healthy chest shape will come out naturally.
It utilizes the physics principle, combines unique abundant chest magnetism device with far infrared material massage to breast and activates the vigor of every breast organization cell. Also, it raises the replying of hormone between breast and body female competence and accelerates the blood circulation of the breast. It can effectively make the fat body of the mammary gland expand plentifully.

If you want one for your own, get 499 of your closest friends together and you can order it. But I say instead just get two vibrators and place one under each breast for the same effect.
BTW I wonder who gets more turned on from that informercial, the women in it or the men watching it. Shake Weight ads seem PG compared to that.
Now back to Top Charming if I would’ve know that using my vibrators under my boobs would make them grow, then I would’ve been using them up there instead of down there.

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