(photo from Russell Brand’s Twitter)
Katy Perry says that her future husband stinks in bed, and when I say stinks I mean as in P-U. The singer told
The Sun, “Being a vegetarian his farts are the worst things ever. Lingering and revolting. Then he tries to Dutch oven me! Just too gross.” I don’t know what she sees and smells in him, I guess the former-sex addict must be really really really good in bed when he is not farting.
BTW I thought Dame Helen Mirren had that facial reaction in that picture because she was looking at his penis, now I think it is because he probably just laid a big smelly fart. Poor Helen!
