It is Halloween season, and everyone wants to be part of it, including Hidden Valley Ranch.
How are they doing that? Are they going to make pumpkin spice ranch dressing? Of course not. That sounds disgusting. And it is. I know that because I accidentally added pumpkin spice instead of taco seasoning to my ranch dressing one time, and I will never do that again.
So, what is their spooktacular plan? They did a little spell and turned the white ranch black with the help of fruit juice and cocoa. Then they put their limited-edition concoction in a glow-in-the-dark bottle.
If they were smart, they would make it in mini-bottles so that we could hand it out to Trick-or-Treaters on October 31st. The only people who don’t like ranch are the same people who don’t like Halloween.
The Halloween edition is available exclusively at Walmart.
