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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did this song and dance number to Benefit for The Motion Picture and Television fund and it was so bad that once they were done everyone who donated their money asked for it back. Oy words cannot express how bad that was, but I don’t think I have to say anything because after you watch it you will have to same opinion that I and everyone else who watches it will have…pure horribleness. It was so bad that after Suri’s nanny showed her the video on YouTube, she immediately filed for emancipation because she was embarrassed to say they were her parents. It was so bad that Dancing with the Stars gave Master P, Tucker Carlson and Kenny Mayne mirror balls trophy because even those painful dancers are better than Tom Cruise. Cruise was so stiff it was the first hard on he has had since Suri was conceived. Too soon? I would go off on Katie Holmes, but I think being married to Tom is punishment enough!
