The Ohio State Buckeyes flew down to the White House to celebrate their National Football Championship with the person who lives there and the couch fucker.
The team brought their trophy with them, and that turned out to be a mistake. That is because when the VP picked it up with one of the players, the metal part separated from the base, and he dropped the bottom part like if he tried to catch a football.
Then, the player who was holding the top part gave the baseless trophy to the Ohio resident to pose for photos with them, which caused him to look even sadder than he usually does.
How did JD Vance react to his slippery fingers? He wrote, “I didn’t want anyone after Ohio State to get the trophy, so I decided to break it.”
Last week, his wife, Usha, who looks older than Melania, said he is a lonely man because he is the VP. That is not why. It is because he is an unlikable person who can’t make jokes or hold a trophy properly. Does anyone besides Usha like him? Even furniture salesmen don’t want to sell him couches.
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