Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Blake Tuomy-Wilhoit/Instagram

Want to feel old? Blake Tuomy-Wilhoit, who starred in Full House, is getting a divorce after five years of marriage, according to TMZ.

Don’t recognize the name? He played one of Uncle Jesse (John Stamos) and Rebecca’s (Lori Loughlin) sons, Nicky.

How can that cute little boy get married? Isn’t he still a kid? Nope, he is 34.

I am off to call Shady Pines.