Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he debuted the hottest new item of the year…The Sparkle Pal and I so want one. I am going to Sparkle Pal all of my clothes! I was going to Sparkle Pal my cat, but after seeing what happened to that poor hamster I don’t think I will. On that note I wonder if Jennifer Love Hewitt will get one to Vajazzle her pussy?
BTW Jimmy Kimmel Live also debuted the new theme song for the mostly white Olympics, White People in Leotards, yesterday on the show which probably was in response to his get together at Legend’s Barbershop on Tuesday!

UPDATE: On Monday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! on ABC at 12:06a not only will have on one of the new contestants from Dancing with the Stars, he will also be talking to the new Bachelorette! And for his post-Academy Awards’ show special he will have special appearances by his f8ck buddy Ben Affleck and his “wife” Jennifer Garner, Matthew McConaughey, Sting and many more surprises!

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