So I woke up this morning, and I got an email from Comedy Central telling me there was a new South Park movie to stream on Paramount+. Since I had nothing else to watch, I figured I would give it a try.
Let’s just say. It takes a lot to shock me, and South Park: Not Suitable For Children did just that.
The 45-minute special starts out with a teacher being busted for having an OnlyFans page. During the parent/teacher meeting about it, Randy finds out how much money she makes and decides to create his own OnlyFans account.
I have seen a lot of crude things in animation, but Randy’s dick and hairy balls is an image that will forever be etched in my mind. And we see it a lot.
Believe me, I have no problem with seeing a nude man. But when you see this, you will understand why I had to text my sexting buddies for dick pics. And it still didn’t help.
It isn’t only about Randy. It is also about the kids drinking the new sugary sports drink, Cred. They are all drinking it because an influencer told them to. But who is that influencer, and why are they doing it? That is what Randy and the kids are going to have to find out. And what happens when they do?
It might sound like I didn’t like this special. And that is wrong. I enjoyed it. Not because there were so many penises. Because I like to see the male anatomy on my television. But because they pushed so many buttons in such a short time. Just like they did in Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s first movie.
So, if you need a release this holiday season, then this is it.
Before you press play, pour some Brandy in the egg nog and drink every time you see Randy’s limp dick. You will be drunk before you know it.
