Jennifer Lopez’s song Jenny from the Block is about her hometown, The Bronx. So you would think that she would go there all the time. But she doesn’t.
In fact, she faked it for a Fiat commercial. And now Madame Tussauds is helping her fake it again because they sent her wax statue to Da Bronx. So it is almost like she was there. At least the latter was warmer to her former neighbors than she has been.
Although, I shouldn’t criticize her because I haven’t been home since my dad died. So I am no better than her. Now, I am sad.
And to make J-Lo and I feel better. There is a reason why they say, “You can take the girl out of The Bronx, but you can’t take The Bronx out of the girl.” And you can’t because me and my childhood friends, who now live all over the world, still have our Bronx attitudes. So don’t fuck with us. And that is why I can make fun of J-Lo, but you can’t.