I didn’t watch King Charles III’s coronation because I opted to sleep. However, when I woke up, people were wondering if Meghan Markle was there in disguise. That is because there was a man there who looked like he was in stage makeup with a wig and a handlebar mustache.
That mysterious person was sitting next to Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber. The musical genius said that he probably wasn’t sitting next to the Duchess of Sussex.
So was he? Well, that man, yes, man, came forward. It is composer Sir Karl Jenkins. The 79-year-old posted a video proving that he is not Markle.
“I was there because I’d written some music for the service, really. I’m quite surprised that people thought I was Meghan Markle in disguise…I look this way all the time…Oh, and my mustache has been referred to in the Times as well. But I’ve had the mustache since I was 18 years old,” he said. “So that’s me. Nothing sinister about it or surprising at all!”
So there you have it. That person was Sir Karl Jenkins…or was it? Since we live in a world of conspiracy theories, I will keep living in one where Prince Harry’s wife is doing a Mike Myers, and she is keeping the ruse going for as long as she can.
Are you satisfied that Sir Karl Jenkins was the man you saw on Saturday, or are you like me and want to think this is an elaborate trick the ex-Royals are playing on us and their family?
Either way, I am happy that “Sir Jenkins” has a good sense of humor about it all.
